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| Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 | | 4:52 pm |
The Drama continues ...
The long wait is over... the Urban Soap Opera continues. I have recently listened to all the previous chapters, and I just got finished watching the two new chapters(8 more to come in 8 days) on http://ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.htmlI have to say that my new favorite line is "are you crazier than a fish with titties" I think we are all lucky to be alive today. Once every couple hundred years the Earth is BLESSED by such a beautiful mind. R. Kelly is a man way ahead of his time. His idea for the urban soap opera is GENIUS and lyrically PERFECT. So listen carefully my friends, because we will never hear/see anything like this EVER again, nor will our children... or our children's children. Words cannot describe how jubilant I am today. | | Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 | | 7:35 pm |
C'mon Down
Bob Barker's last show is on June 15th... just thought everybody should watch it, because i anticipate Bob going COMPLETELY Bonkers. I'm talking the Golden Road, Triple Play, Plinko for $100,000 and the big wheel for a million dollars. Over all, i think he will try and give away about 10 cars. Perhaps we should have a party for the great bob barker.... perhaps make a little drinking game out of the deal. Everytime someone says 'car', drink. 'C'mon down', drink. Anytime bob belittles someone, drink. Anytime bob glorifies himself, drink. Spay or neuter your pets? FINISH your drink. I dunno, just an idea... | | Saturday, May 5th, 2007 | | 1:05 pm |
Ms. PacMan is alive and well. Go ahead and try scoring more than 110,000 points | | Thursday, April 26th, 2007 | | 12:04 pm |
Remember my last post of things that make me happy? (Ms. PacMan at the Bay City Little Caesars) Went there yesterday ... NOT WORKING. That's the saddest thing that happened to me in a long time... if that machine doesn't work, then everything I know is wrong. Why even eat pizza there anymore? Who will save the Ms. from Pinky? Sue? Sure as hell won't be herself, I've seen the demo, shes terrible without me. WHATEVER WILL I DO. Somebody better fix it | | Thursday, April 19th, 2007 | | 9:14 am |
Things I enjoy: Beating Tyler at anything and everything (except his game "who can act the gayest") Never going to my Economics class and getting 100% on my last test When Art calls Tyler gay BWW Boneless wings Shuffleboard at the Arlington Nintendo Wii Huey Burgers Ms. PacMan at the Bay City Little Caesars Things I HATE: a girl beating me at a video game... or anybody for that matter, but most especially girls Centipede at the Arlington Shaving my Butt Chin The idea of Jury Duty Crappy weather on my day off Calculus exams being sick | | Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007 | | 1:58 pm |
"Dear Prospective Juror: Your name has been drawn by random selection for jury service for JULY 2007" Cock suckers. | | Thursday, March 8th, 2007 | | 2:06 pm |
Lots of writing
So a few things have been going on with me. For those of you that don't know, I was in a huge and horrible accident. Oops. That was back on the 21st of January. I was riding along with Abby and Johnny in the Focus going to buy some food cuz I said I would cook stuff for people... and by cook stuff I of course mean heating up premade food. Yeah, not so much. The car just lost control, hit the snow on the median and the hood peeled up like a sardine can and rolled 5 times or so. By all estimations, everybody in the car should have been seriously hurt, or worse. So I naturally make the assumption that aliens abducted us from the car in mid-crash, and with their understanding of the space-time continuum, were able to slow down time and perform tests, and ultimately save our lives. Once done, we were all replaced in the car, exactly as we were, with the car all mangled. Thanks, aliens. *side note, i believe these aliens to be the same ones that were spotted over the Chicago O'Hare Airport in November.* Anyhow, I believe the aliens made a mistake, because they forgot to take a look at the Playstation 2, which clearly is the most remarkable piece of technology of all time. Not only was it the original design of the PS2 and still working, but it survived the wreck, even after being tossed and buried in snow. To this day, it continues to work. This is truly technology they could use. No, but seriously folks, it was pretty horrible, and for a short time during the wreck I believed I was going to die. I would love to say I am comfortable driving or riding in a car when there is snow on the road, but that is just not true. So that really sucks... and on top of it all, I got to pay $100 to the state of Michigan for "driving too fast for the conditions" The good news is I went to court and at least made sure no points were added to my license. I'm on spring break right now, which is kind of cool, because Zoidy gave me 3 days off in a row. I'm seeing everybodys facebook pictures of their spring break happenings and makes me wish that I were in Saint John's with Abby, but can't win 'em all I guess... so in the meantime, i just sit around in bay city and find random things to do. Like last night, Tyler and I went to the Arlington at around Midnight, and it was fun because all we did was play shuffleboard and eat popcorn... no booze. Turns out I am freaking amazing at shuffleboard. I sandbagged the first game to give Tyler confidence... I think he won 21-yoleven. As I quickly build up a lead and call him terrible he says "uhhhh duhhh DOI DURRRR, you have to DURRRR win by more than ten to call me terrible" NOT A PROBLEM. 21-10, S on a fat D... I know you love it. "DURR, better play a rubber match, no way I lose" FUCK OFF TYLER. 21-10 was the score again. By this time Jay Wisnewski is there and has purchased one of the hotel rooms for some random girl(who is completely unbearable), so be sure to make fun of him about that... but anyway, sloth had some keys and let us go all over the place in the arlington. It was pretty sweet, and I'd have to say my favorite thing was in the old bar area, which was downstairs, that said "No Vote in November, No Drink in December Stop Prohibition." Yeah, the building is pretty old and his boss was trying to tell me it is haunted. Which means... Who wants to go ghost busting? Eh, EH? we can Ouija the shit out of it, see what happens! Lemme know if your down... welp, see you later | | Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 | | 1:18 pm |
iPOD
Seems like Everybody has iPods now. Means I should probably break out my walkman so I have some kind of headphones in my ears so people don't think I am an idiot. Seriously though, my walkman is way cooler than your terrible iPod. | | Sunday, January 7th, 2007 | | 6:19 pm |
bitches and hoes
SETTLERS OF CATAN PWNS EVERYTHING. That about sums everything up. That and more school. I hate that stuff. Just remember... I've got wood! Who needs wood? I've got so much wood, I don't even know what to do with it. Who needs my wood? | | Monday, November 27th, 2006 | | 9:31 pm |
Crazy things do happen
The first thing I want to talk about is the time I spent at Grawn Hall today. Normally nothing crazy, but today I needed to go pee on the wall real quick, so I did that. Somebody was in the stall, who cares.... OR it was the most explosive shit I have ever heard in my life. This guy was totally loving it too. I couldn't believe what I was hearing and I just wanted to get out of there as fast as possible. He was sighing and it just kept going... I was uncomfortable for this person... BUT he decides to start talking to me??!?! I'm not even sure what he said, I just ran away because all the noise/ explosions was crazy. Maybe he was giving birth... I really dont know... just thought I should share that... for Joel (he loves that stuff) An Adam first today... for the first time EVER I asked my professor a question after class. This guy was so happy... he started dancing around and was getting all excited... I'm sure it has something to do with the fact that people see me and expect nothing out of me... and thats the way I like it... little do they know I am the greatest person in the universe and better than everybody (that is according to the TANK and her boyfriend that gets his D s'd on by whores from the casino) COUNT IT Seriously though, I asked him when he thought money would be permantely p'wned by debit cards/online accounts, but he wouldn't really say. It didn't really relate to his lecture aside from him saying that dollar coins would make things cheaper... and I took it a step further and said fuck money all together. He said that criminals wouldnt like the elimination of money, and then asked me if I was a computer hacker or something. What a strange guy. And for that, I totally stole his identity when he wasn't looking. SUCKER P.S. ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY | | Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 | | 5:58 pm |
| | Monday, October 30th, 2006 | | 5:12 pm |
So I get off on withholding
So what if its been a bajillion years since I last posted.... go suck an egg. Basically, the rest of summer since my last post included me being everywhere but Bay City. Then out of nowhere I was in school again. Soon after that I got a job with Dr. Zoidberg. WHICH REMINDS ME LOBSTER BISQUE IS BACK ON HALLOWEEN(tyler) Thats pretty much what I do now. Its weird not being able to go do what i want when I want because I work everyweekend, but if I didn't Zoidberg would cut me up good. Another journal worthy occasion is me being an uncle now ... I don't really do anything for that. I'm useless unless she needs financial advice or the best white russian ever... oh wait, she can't drink til shes 5... i meant to say strawberry-banana smoothie. Whatever. This weekend was good times. I stayed out super late both nights. Sleep wasn't my friend this weekend, which makes me wish I were more like Joel (some say he is a zombie with his ability to function perfectly with little to no sleep) Friday night I went to Johnny's and we played college football... the same way we have since I've been like 15... the only difference now being you get drunk while playing. Nothing beats video games and liquor. I'd like to say I was drunk, but I was some kind of something because I took IBprofen and that mixed with booze makes me high as a kite, I guess. We reminisced about the days of old and yelled a lot. Senseless yelling is one of my absolute favorite things to do. Someone told me the neighbors might get pissed, and I told them to fuck off because I was in a trailor park and yelling from a neighboring trailor probably helps to put half the people to sleep. that should go without saying. idiots. Saturday was fun, me, aaron, and keysor drove out to some guys farm in the middle of nowhere. It was weird because we were the "old guys" at the party. There were people of all ages there, a few 16 and 17 year olds (Don't worry Bret, Andrew, Scott, Johnny... I got phone numbers for all of you) and then people who have just becoming of drinking age. I learned a few things at this party, Keysor is the Grand Master Champion of Beer Pong. he didn't lose a damn game. It was my first time, but that is no excuse, because it was his first time as well. I've never been so pissed. But i learned that losing is good because it means drinking lots of beer and keeping me nice and drunk, which I was. Whiskey + tequila + beer = not puking... COUNT IT! I learned when moving logs on a fire, you might want to use gloves. i thought I could outsmart the logs... not so much. I moved all but one successfully without burning myself... the last log tricked me good. FIRE IS HOT. Cooling off my hand in my whiskey drink is a way to keep the pain to a min. though... my blister doesn't even hurt. All in all it was pretty funny, because we just yelled at people a lot... or made them feel uncomfortable because we would bring up how much people wanted to do it with each other. Serves them right for being 17. Now its time for me to go take a nap because I am not a zombie and I need sleep. BYE BYE | | Sunday, July 2nd, 2006 | | 2:01 am |
First day of the fireworks festival is done. Today was the first day since I can remember that it actually rained. I blame that all on Scott Morey and his bringing Lake Michigan moisture down to Bay City Town from crappy Frankfort and Alberta. Jerk towns. It was definitely rainy, and I've definitely been drunk for a long while. I saw aaron's girlfriend and her best friend there, i'm pretty sure i talked to them for a long time and it probably pissed them off because i was drunk and they werent. OOPS. Welp, nobody is awake now so staying up typing drunk things is less fun. Sniff you jerks later. | | Monday, June 26th, 2006 | | 1:07 pm |
On Friday night I went to a random party with Aaron because he really, really wanted me to. It was pretty much awesome, because he was the only person I really knew there, him and his girlfriend. When I got there, I started yelling about Aaron's penis, and nobody really cared. So, they've either all seen it and were not impressed, or nobody wanted anything to do with us... which was evident when we went over to the fire and there was a mass exodus. Which was fine with me.... more fire for aaron and I, fire and pretzels. When the old people got done jamming in the horse barn, I kept mentioning how much i wanted to hear Creedence. No dice. So, I went in the garabge to babble and sing on the Mic for about 10 minutes... nobody does anything. Aaron and I pretty much owned this place in the time we were there. Too many people were passed out... except for a girl that was like 12, and sweet Al. I will probably never see those people again, but it was good times. The girl that was like 12 was actually more like 16, but she tricked me by her love for booze and how much she smmooooked it... so I of course made fun of her later. So yeah, party on Friday, being loud and stupid, and mean to people. Just like any other day i suppose, sorry i wasted your time. | | Thursday, June 15th, 2006 | | 4:52 pm |
I went to Smith Street today. Good times. I actually got to play some 21, and then some games of 2 on 2 after that. I smoked every single game. It probably helped that I was sick at shooting the ball. I was getting sick hops on the terribles rims, hitting anything of glass, or anything that I threw up. Turn and gun, Dyess style? THE BOTTOM. It was pretty much awesome, and I love playing basketball when it doesn't include the Giant, because then I can drive and try to get easy buckets. Yes, I am indeed king of Smith Street. It probably helps that I was playing against 16 year olds, but I will choose not to remember that. But at least I only play basketball with them, instead of dating them. By them I of course mean dating people WAY younger than me. And, very young men. (TYLER) | | Sunday, June 11th, 2006 | | 10:57 pm |
this is adams livejournal. this is emily./ adam just called me a "dick" we are going to eat the whole bag of candy. MMMMM. who the fuck is martha? Friedeberg is such a little bitch. Also, Tyler is a bastard. "hang out with me in mt. pleasant" he says. Yeah, that would be fun, if the little sob would call me up. Sounds like he is scared. Perhaps,I shouldn't get too mad at him, because I feel the spirit of the Chippewa got ahold of him(AKA he got drunk as hell in the middle of the afternoon) Tyler is seriously scared of everything. I don't think I posted this yet, but my brother is going to have a baby girl. I've never been so dissapointed in my entire life. HAHAHAHA, Fuck off X chromosome. I'm just kidding, I will love a girl... just a little less than a boy. I will teach her to play basketball, hunt, fish, and fart. She will be the sweetest girl ever. Ohhh man. and another thing... Keysor needs hedge trimmers to take care of that so called beard on his face. Now the asspacman is being an idiot, so i have to prove him wrong. bye bye | | Monday, May 29th, 2006 | | 4:51 pm |
Summertime is way sweeter when I'm not limping around on a foot that is more purple than my room. I'm really enjoying the outdoors by riding my bike, playing volleyball, shooting hoops and whatnot... I'm also starting to play tennis again. That's been absent for quite some time, but my tradition of excellence continues. Keysor has no answer for my game... when he starts to figure it out, I make adjustments and smoke him. If you have been watching the Detroit Pistons, you wouldn't know much about adjustments. Allow me to fill you in ... it's something a player or coach must do to amend the problem of getting beaten by doing the same thing over and over again, kind of like changing the formula of success ... Flip and the Pistons don't do this AND they call themselves professionals, IDIOTS. Sorry about that, I just wanted to make fun of the Pistons for the 3rd straight post... it's a lot of fun for me. Back to tennis, I had TWO aces yesterday. I figure I did it because I was out in the sun for such a long time, I was too lazy to do my normal (crappy) serves, so I just pounded the crap out of the ball so I wouldn't have to move much. OR Keysor is a moron. Looks like this weekend shapes up to be a good time. Seems like people are coming to Mt. Pleasant from all directions, so lets have fun, k? PS I'm running a 5K this weekend, I'm totally gonna win | | Sunday, May 28th, 2006 | | 12:32 pm |
Dear Giant
Dear Giant, I want you to tell me with a straight face that the Pistons are NOT terrible. I don't even know what team I'm watching anymore. Looks like a bunch of idiots trying to play grabass with Dwayne Wade. Flip Saunders is a Giant moron. I say we trade Ben and Chauncey for Kobe... better yet, Ben Evans and Delk for KG... eh? | | Friday, May 26th, 2006 | | 1:59 pm |
The NBA playoffs are over for Chris Kaman, and I'm pretty sure he is okay with it. People were putting their hands ALL OVER HIM. It was sick, but thats the only way they can stop him. I secretly like the Clippers more than pistons... mostly because the Clippers arent supposed to be amazing.... just pretty good. The Pistons are a bunch of lazy assholes and their coach Flip "brown" hates everybody. Speaking of assholes, I hung out with Aaron the other night. We played video games all night long. Some things never change... well, i guess they kind of do, because now we drank while playing. We were playing a basketball game, and he thought it would be a good idea to take a shot everytime you miss a free throw, I did not think this was a very good idea. Shots make me sick. Speaking of things that make me sick, Trevor Friedeberg. That kid is so hideous it is extremely difficult for me to much of anything when he is around, but nevertheless, i hung out with him a few days ago. Going to Mt. Pleasant wasn't too crazy, but I will be back there again soon to hopefully go play in the ninja gardens and hop onto a train or two. Current Mood:  chipperCurrent Music: SELL OUT - RBF | | Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 | | 12:29 am |
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